Crown of Chaos 7 - It's Good to be The King

I shall become a scholarly elite

When I am coronated king of math

And all will awe when I lay pen to sheet

subjecting numbers to my righteous wrath.

In courts of physics I'll be crowned a duke

I'll master economics on a whim

My algebra will be beyond rebuke

To reach my dreams I would risk life and limb

What's that you say? That's not how science works?

There are no academic thrones to claim?

They must not tell the big fat stupid jerks.

You shouldn't hate the player, hate the game.

My school supremacy should not surprise

And if you disagree, then damn your eyes

(The next sonnet can be found here).