Solipsism

I wonder if the world is just a dream

Elaborate illusions in my head

And all reality is as I deem

The weaver of the universe's thread

Then why is my world filled with all this pain?

Could I not simply wish the world was well?

I do not know what I could have to gain

In making people's lives a living hell.

Perhaps a deity can be as flawed

as any mortal, making my mistakes

A solipsist is just a Lonely God

who hit the gas but cannot reach the brakes.

Just like that boss from Star Fox Sixty Four

I'm sorry, I will show myself the door.

Crown of Chaos - Explanatory Prose

I'd highly recommend that you read this post before you start reading all the posts that come after it. Specifically, the ones that begin with "Crown of Chaos". You see, a crown of sonnets is a special kind of sonnet cycle. (A cycle is more or less just the collective noun for sonnets. A pack of dogs, a murder of crows, a fondle of unicorns, ect.) A crown of sonnets is defined as a cycle of sonnets such that the last line of each sonnet is the first line of the next one. This chains them all together, until the final sonnet, which ends with the first line of the first sonnet. This brings them all together in a sort of circle. A "crown", if you will. A special case of the crown of sonnets is a heroic crown of sonnets. This is a special kind of crown, consisting of 14 sonnets. A 15th sonnet is then formed from the first line of each sonnet. Actually, I should probably just let Wikipedia explain it.

This requires incredible skill with words, as the first line of each poem not only has to follow the correct rhyme scheme, but it should hopefully make some kind of sense. Despite this, I wrote one, and it follows this explanation. Each sonnet in the crown is posted in order, starting with the "crown jewel", the one constructed from the first lines of the previous 14. The title "Crown of Chaos", was chosen because it sounds cool. Also, "chaos" and "havoc" are basically the same thing, right? Right.

(The first sonnet can be found here)

Crown of Chaos - Crown Jewel

A crown of sonnets: quite a daunting feat

Perhaps I should give something else a try

But I can't let this crown go incomplete

I do not want to be that kind of guy

Unless that guy is Batman; that'd be sweet

From my own pit I shall attempt to rise.

I shall become a scholarly elite.

And if you disagree, then damn your eyes.

I'm really, really, very super tired.

These sonnets must continue, nonetheless.

Until I make the effort that's required

At my potential I can only guess

I hope to end these sonnets with a smile

If I must leave, I'd like to leave in style.

(The first sonnet can be found here) 

Crown of Chaos 1 - Introduction

A crown of sonnets: quite a daunting feat

To even try would label me a fool.

And while success would make me seem elite,

A topic won't be given, like in school

So far, I've always written on one thing.

My poems always had a “meta” feel.

I fear that if I step outside my ring,

I'll fail to find the words to “keep it real”.

Perhaps for this I'll take a lighter heart.

Apply the wit I often use in prose

Although it may be true that all true art

is angsty, just as the old saying goes

Perhaps “true art's” not where my talents lie

Perhaps I should give something else a try.

(The next sonnet can be found here)

Crown of Chaos 2 - Why I Fight

Perhaps I should give something else a try.

If I gave up, no one would ever know.

Alas! I cannot trust this easy lie.

The reason for these sonnets is to show

That I can change, that I can choose to work.

I do not mean to prove myself to peers,

It is in my own mind that judgments lurk.

I write this so that I might face my fears.

But you, the reader, do not care about

the reason that I wrote this sonnet crown.

And I did say that I would write without

me saying things that might cause you to frown.

I know this project may not end up neat

But I can't let this crown go incomplete.

(The next sonnet can be found here)

Crown of Chaos 3 - Picking a Topic

But I can't let this crown go incomplete

So I must choose its contents rather quick

Each sonnet's topic cannot be discrete

Uniting all the poems is the trick.

So what shall be my unifying theme?

It must be something that I know quite well.

It would not do if I ran out of steam

Before I finished all I had to tell.

Perhaps I'll write these poems about me

(reflexive pronouns are a bitch to rhyme)

If that is what my topic is to be

I feel that I should stop wasting your time.

I said I'll do this, and that is no lie

I do not want to be that kind of guy

Notes: Reflexive pronouns are pronouns used when the subject and object are the same thing, e.g. He pooped himself (interestingly enough, this seems to be the only context in which the verb "to poop" is transitive). They are indeed a bitch to rhyme.

There are a couple discrepancies when it comes to syllable stress. Deal with it.

(The next sonnet can be found here)

Crown of Chaos 4 - Actual Introduction

I do not want to be that kind of guy

Who never makes the point he wants to make

From this point on I shall sincerely try

to write about myself, for space's sake.

If I were asked what word describes me best

Then “Gentleman”'s the answer I would say.

Although I feel that it must be confessed

That I can be a boor on my best day.

In all pursuits I strive to be a dude

who's pretty cool and doesn't do bad things

I do refrain from being loud or rude.

Avoiding awkwardness such actions bring.

I am myself, there's none I'd rather be.

Unless that guy is Batman; that'd be sweet.
(The next sonnet can be found here)

Crown of Chaos 5 - References

Unless that guy is Batman; that'd be sweet.

That did not start this sonnet very well.

The lack of flow is quite far from discreet,

But legibility can go to hell.

I've never even read a comic book,

except a half-read manga teaching math.

Perhaps some day I'll go and have a look,

But I don't think I'll take that risky path.

Pop culture references are my life

Especially ones I don't understand.

For ev'ry joke I say or write is rife

with cleverest allusions, just as planned

And just as surely as The Doctor lies,

From my own pit I shall attempt to rise

(The next sonnet can be found here).

Crown of Chaos 6 - Self Doubt

From my own pit I shall attempt to rise

And make myself a wholly greater bloke

For being excellent is its own prize.

My wish to serve the greater good's no joke.

Sometimes I want to be the very best

like no one else can say they ever were.

I wish that I could say that I'll not rest

until my full potential has been stirred.

But all too often I am filled with doubt.

My psyche feeling fragile as a glass

To these ill thoughts, I say just this: “get out”

I came to write these sonnets and kick ass

These inner demons shall taste their defeat

I shall become a scholarly elite.

(The next sonnet can be found here).

Crown of Chaos 7 - It's Good to be The King

I shall become a scholarly elite

When I am coronated king of math

And all will awe when I lay pen to sheet

subjecting numbers to my righteous wrath.

In courts of physics I'll be crowned a duke

I'll master economics on a whim

My algebra will be beyond rebuke

To reach my dreams I would risk life and limb

What's that you say? That's not how science works?

There are no academic thrones to claim?

They must not tell the big fat stupid jerks.

You shouldn't hate the player, hate the game.

My school supremacy should not surprise

And if you disagree, then damn your eyes

(The next sonnet can be found here).

Crown of Chaos 8 - Beta

And if you disagree, then damn your eyes.

I'm sorry, that came out a little rude

For ev'ry slight I do apologize

I'd like my wit to be a bit subdued.

I'm not the type that purposely offends

Though I'm not sure I'd say that I'm polite

It's not that I'm averse to making friends

It's just that smalltalk never is alright

I feel I should apologize once more

This sonnet's flow is really rather weak

Transitioning is noticeably poor.

I guess I tried to say that I am meek?

Whoever wrote this mess is getting fired

I'm really, really, very super tired.


(The next sonnet can be found here).

Crown of Chaos 9 - Music

I'm really, really, very super tired

But as they say, the show, it must go on

I'll simply make the least effort required,

So now I guess I'll talk about some songs.

I'd say my fav'rite art, without a doubt

Is music, far surpassing poetry

For all we poets ever do is pout

Musicians master complex harmony.

My song collection's mostly soundtrack based

From games I've watched and anime I've played

Like ev'ryone, I think that my own taste

Is great enough that it should be conveyed.

Perhaps this use of time is not the best.

These sonnets must continue, nonetheless.

NOTE: The lack of rigor in the second half of the first quatrain (“effort” is incorrectly accented, “songs” only half-rhymes) is intentional, indicative of my lack of effort. Because I'm 3 meta.


(The next sonnet can be found here).

Crown of Chaos 10 - Commitment

These Sonnets must continue, nonetheless

I cannot let my efforts be for naught

If I write up an illegible mess

At least I'll say I gave it all I got.

I rarely stick with just one thing too long

I lack commitment; it's my greatest flaw.

Although I doubt that I would think it wrong

to say that I inspire too much awe.

But laying jest aside for just a bit,

There's something that I feel I must admit

So brace yourself, and find a place to sit.

I wrote this quatrain for the sound of it.

My hopes and dreams will be forever mired.

Until I make the effort that's required.

(The next sonnet can be found here).

Crown of Chaos 11 - Self-esteem

Until I make the effort that's required

I'll waste away my days upon the 'net

From dawn's first light to when I have retired

Instead of working I will merely fret.

Sometimes it seems I spend more time concerned

about the future than is good for me.

You'd think that after all these years, I'd learn

But I don't learn so easily, you see.

My humbleness should not be given heed

In truth I know that I am quite the best

I math gooder than all you ever see'd

I'm glad I got that burden off my chest.

While I am confident I can impress

At my potential I can only guess.

(The next sonnet can be found here).

Crown of Chaos 12 - Feelings

At my potential I can only guess.

But all my doubts have been expressed before.

It does no good to document distress

So of unpleasant things I'll speak no more.

But they are not so easily dismissed

Emotions Die Hard like they're John McClane

Despite all your desires that they desist

They do persist and put you through much pain

But feelings are not singularly bad

They give us hope and joy and Schadenfreude

Although it sucks that sometimes we are sad

Emotions are a fact we can't avoid.

But that's enough of that for quite awhile.

I hope to end these sonnets with a smile.

(The next sonnet can be found here).

Crown of Chaos 13 - Humor

I hope to end these sonnets with a smile.

To work some wonders with my wacky wit.

So that all nonbelievers are beguiled,

and see the truth of these mad rhymes I spit.

To fit a joke in meter's no mean feat.

The words and syllables must be just so.

But even if the joke falls flat, it's neat

If all else fails, I've still got wicked flow.

Now that I'm under pressure to perform,

It seems my humor process has been stopped.

That “John McClane” bit was the perfect storm

I don't imagine it will soon be topped.

A failed attempt at humor's downright vile.

If I must leave, I'd like to leave in style.

(The last sonnet can be found here).

Crown of Chaos 14 - Concluding remarks

If I must leave, I'd like to leave in style.

The one that I have always written in

A message from a major metaphile

So that this poem ends as it begins.

I'd like to thank you all for reading this

I hope it's half as fun to read as write.

I do suspect this structure will be missed.

I started this line with “I” out of spite.

Wherefore did that last line sound wrong aloud?

(Wherefore means “why”, in case you didn't know)

Despite some faults, of this work I am proud.

I probably could be a poem pro.

Although it might be silly and offbeat,

A crown of sonnets: quite a daunting feat.

(The first sonnet can be found here)

(The meta-sonnet can be found here)

Apologies

Sorry the formatting's in such a mess. The fonts are wonky in a couple of places, and the poems are in chronological order (kind of) from bottom to top, despite the fact that they're read top to bottom, which makes things kind of lame. I may try to fix this in the future. That is all.

An Introduction

I welcome you, dear reader, to my blog

A place displaying poetry with pride

A shelter from the Internet's dark smog

So why not come and have a look inside?

If you're averse to sonnets, I'd advise

That you depart this page ASAP

But if you read this post, then that implies

That you are willing to put up with me

And all the silly sonnets that I write

As well as those that cover darker themes.

I find too often I rhyme “write” with “trite”.

At least it's better than reposting memes.

This sonnet's not the best, I will admit

Perhaps I just don't really give a shit.

Well met! If you know of my from my sister blog, Shenanigans with Havoc Mantis, then prepare for a new side of me. If that is also news to you, you might want to check that out first. There's a reason I wasn't called "The most thought-provoking person on Facebook" by respectable gentleman and all-around dreamboat Payton Knobeloch. Anywhere, this is where I will share poetry that I write. Therefore, this introductory bit here may be the only prose that ever graces this blog. You would do well to treasure it. As I implied above, my output consists mostly, if not entirely, of sonnets. Much of my poetry is also written about poetry itself, because I am just meta like that. While my other blog is singularly silly and humorous, much of my poetry is somewhat more sober. That's not to say that it's all depressing imagery of crying and ravens, but there are some actual serious things, so that may be something for which you want to prepare. It is also worth noting that some of my poetry is indeed meant to be funny, so not all of it is a waste of time. Poems will be posted in the order they were written, but the order is largely arbitrary, except in a few cases. These cases will probably be noted. In some cases, explanatory notes may be found at the bottom of a post, in case I feel like making something clearer. Such notes will be italicized.

I guess I should explain what a sonnet is, in case you don't know. It's a poem with 14 lines: 3 quatrains, each consisting of four lines, and a rhyming couplet at the end. Each quatrain has a rhyme scheme of ABAB. All lines are in iambic pentameter (10 syllables, alternating between unstressed and stressed). I stick to these rules pretty strictly, and hate bending the rules to allow half-rhymes or additional syllables, but it will occasionally happen if I believe it allows for something else cool. I find I'm fond of alliteration as well, so keep your eyes peeled for that. If you see it, it's probably on purpose, and if it's not, I'll say that it was. Also, some words may have apostrophes to denote different pronunciation. For example, "favorite" has 3 syllables, but if I need 2 syllables to fit, I'll write "fav'rite", which is how most people pronounce it anyway.

The titles of my sonnets are often rather nonsensical and "deep" sounding. Pay them no heed.

Riposte

This one has a funny story. One of my friends made a post on Facebook about how he hated having to write an assignment in iambic pentameter. The post itself was written in iambic pentameter. It was a challenge I could not refuse, so I wrote this in response.

This challenge is one that I must accept.
At poetry I think myself quite skilled.
With words and syllables I'm quite adept.
I cannot let this chance go unfulfilled.

The only poetry that I can write
Is that which does refer to poetry.
The theme is starting to feel rather trite.
I guess that's just a curse of being me.

There really are things that I should go do.
I do not have the time to make these rhymes.
And, judging by your status, so do you.
Perhaps we could do this again sometime.

If you have homework, you should get right on it
Instead of wasting time and reading sonnets.

Sorry about the font. I might fix it some day.

Insomnia

I'm very tired, I want to go to sleep

And yet, it seems that as I lie in bed

The fruits of rest I cannot seem to reap

I guess I'll write myself some stuff instead

I wonder if it's wise to spend this time

On writing sonnets in the dead of night.

Just iterating uninspired rhymes

I guess that one might even call them “trite”

This time would be much better spent on rest 

Yet I'm afraid that may not be a choice.

While this scenario is not the best,

If I can find a rhyme, I will rejoice.

If I complete this couplet, I may keep

my sanity intact, if I can sleep.

Why, yes, this was written on the same night that I wrote one of my blog posts about sleep deprivation. The second one, if I remember correctly.

Originality

Sometimes I fear that ev'ry thought's been thought.

That no more new ideas can ever be.

That all creative writing is for naught.

That we have simply seen all we can see.

But I do not believe this to be true

To make new art is not to waste one's time.

For even when the concept isn't new,

A fresher take is not always a crime.

For there's a finite number of Aesops

To base a work of poetry around.

While having new ideas would be tops,

The premise is not logically sound.

While stories new compare to stories old,

That does not mean they're not worth being told.

I really like how I had "ideas" pronounced with 2 syllables in the 2nd line, and 3 syllables in the 11th line. Pretty funny, actually