Meta-Sonnet

Haiku are an affront to poetry

I find them far too short to be enjoyed.

But free verse is what really sickens me

All poems in this style should be destroyed.

My thoughts on blank verse are not half as bad.

Although I think that rhyming is a boon.

And writing lim'ricks always leaves me mad,

Because they make me sound like a buffoon.

A mono-rhyming poem's quite a feat,

But I don't think that I could pull it off.

I think acrostic poems are quite neat,

Although such thoughts might cause my peers to scoff.

We all agree these poems are quite droll

As sonnets are the greatest of them all.