Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Night of Too Many Tweeters Free Sample

Do you like poetry? Then you’re in luck!
I’ll pen a poem if you pay the price
With rhymes so good, you’ll be like “What the… frick”
Alliteration always sounds so nice

But wherefore do I ask from you this fee?
The money does not make its way to me
I’m doing it for charity, you see
To help out my good Twitter pal, Sir E

I’ll write on any topic that you choose
On math, or maids, or any sin of Man
My flow is killer, not unlike Ted Cruz
Or anyone enraged by Comic Sans

My poetry is comparable to pros’
(Check out the wordplay that I just did, bros)

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